"You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else."
My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.
- Unknown (via chelibros)

(Source: roadtothesacred)

me: hi! I'll be with you in just a second
customer: ok I want a grande mocha frap-
me: but for real shut the fuck up I'll be there in a second


“blow minds not dicks”


imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick